1 Phineas Dlamini, my assistant programmer, can always be found

2 hard at work in his cubicle. Phineas works independently, without

3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Phineas never

4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended

6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

7 breaks. Phineas is an individual who has absolutely no

8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Phineas can be

10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be

11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Phineas be

12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

13 executed as soon as possible.

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Addendum...

The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.

Kindly re-read only the odd numbered sentences.

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