I came downstairs thismorning and the missus
was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!" Seriously my eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
or this is going to be my lucky day!"
The kids were in the living room watching TV so
not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
gave it my all, right there, on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks" and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."